Let somebody else have their day. Edward comes running up and asks if they're trying to burn down the whole estate. At Luke's, Alexis runs into AJ. She tells him he was great. Also, I've gained 12 pounds, so I guess it all went to my boobs.
Chloe wonders about whether or not Nikolas would lie to Alexis.
Jax and Chloe enlighten Alexis of their misstep in telling Helena about the song the broken music box plays. Alexis got over those menopause symptoms in record time. But sometimes you just gotta set up a chat because the subject in question is fantastically hilarious and shamelessly honest and because, well, out of nowhere she's sporting some amazingly major boobage! Alexis and Helena put on make-up together, watching one another in the mirror the whole time. You're getting the nice Nancy today.